Whose guy is this? Can whoever's guy this is please come get your guy. He's talking at me, and though he hasn't said anything rude or offensive, his presence is beginning to bother me. He seems to be demanding a lot of attention, trying to be funny or screaming loudly, doing random voices or blurting out quotes. Sometimes referred to as that guy, a term used to describe a person in a social situation who is truly obnoxious.

Look, I understand, I do. That guy doesn't get out much, he's rarely in social situations. I'm glad he has friends at all, because whoever they are they need to get him right now. Ordinarily I would stand up and walk away but I am in a unique situation where I cannot move, and he is not taking any of my social cues that he is bothering me, so my only option is to put up with it or be impolite, both of which are likely. He's at all of these events.

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